Evidence of bad behavior

As soon as I hugged mommy and daddy goodbye, I raced over to the new tv and explored. Mommy wasn't so foolish though, as if she knew I was going there she opened the door and said "Hey! Bad girl! I knew you'd do that. Don't touch it." Of course I jumped away from it as soon as the door opened, but I guess my reflexes were too slow and she saw me, darn it.

Just in case she would open that door again, I waited for half the day to pass. When I was sure she wasn't anywhere near I carefully walked up on the stand and examined the tv. It shocked my nose a little if I came to close to it. I guess it doesn't like me sniffing the front part. I walked behind it and saw alot of those little cables wrapped together with another plastic strip. They won't be wiggling so there's no fun in playing with them. What a boring object. I stood on mommy's desk and tried to see if I could at least sit on it, but just as I thought the tv is too thin and I lose balance.

This new tv sure is a waste of time. It smells like plastic and it has no buttons on front. Strange though, when daddy made it light up last night I was sure I saw a little blue light in the corner. There is no sign of where that light came from though, there's no button or bulb. Needless to say I lost interest in that boring new tv, very fast. But at least there is some decent walking space in front.

When mommy came home I was nowhere near the tv, but somehow she knew I had explored it thoroughly. How could she know? She yelled at me and this time, instead of patting me really hard she pulled out a metal bottle and it sprayed cold air on me with a roar! That really frightened me! I ran out of the room until I believed it was safe.

I poked my head around the corner to see if it was safe again, and noticed mommy cleaning my paw prints off of the face of the tv. Man! I thought I was so careful! I guess that's how she knew. She tortured the tv with that air spray can and I saw so many of my hairs fall from the face of the tv when she finished. I guess that's even more evidence I left behind. I should be more careful from now on. But really, I don't see any point of examining such a boring tv anymore anyway.